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In honor of the Yankees losing Game 5 of the ALCS last night:
I could not give a flying fuck who wins what in professional baseball, because I figured out many years ago that baseball is the most boring sport of all time except golf, and that’s only if you count golf as a sport. Both involve extensive standing around broken up by periodic hitting of a ball with a long object. Both also require the players to wear embarrassing clothing. But I officially hate the Yankees now because I found out that my father has a deep, burning, surprisingly intense hatred of them, and I find it kind of amusing. I’ll spare you the background of why he hates them, but my favorite part of the conversation was when my father referred to a time period in which the Yankees apparently sucked for awhile. I said, “you must have enjoyed that,” and my dad’s response was, “it was great.” And that was the end of the discussion. My father is nothing if not succinct.
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