The Bitterness Blog


If I Die Today in This Office, Someone, Please Sue
November 25, 2009, 8:31 pm
Filed under: Work Bitching

It’s 3:25pm and seeing as it’s the day before a holiday, NO ONE is at work…but  me.  I can hear crickets chirp.  Tumbleweed is rolling by.  I haven’t had contact with another human being in roughly an hour.  But my boss rolled out without saying a word at 11am today, and everyone else in my department is gone, so there isn’t even anyone I can ask about leaving early.  I’m tempted to just go.  Feeling very conflicted.  Fuck. Me.  Were I to be struck by a heart attack right now, I would die alone in this office unless I could reach for the phone in time to dial 911 before floating down to the underworld, because there is no one here to help me.  And that’s not really a safe working environment, is it?

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